Total Medals Earned: 37 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 365 Points
Medals Earned: 6/8 (55/90 points)
Medals Earned: 7/11 (40/90 points)
Medals Earned: 2/12 (15/385 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/180 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (25/345 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (15/115 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/25 points)
first time calculating
0/0
what is 9 plus 10
calculate 5 times
calculate 10 times
get random cantaloupe result
find the cupan
r u ok
Kill 1 enemy
Blub
Open the game
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Witness a Stepford miracle
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Your ass got beat
Beat his ass
Beat Singleplayer on Easy
Beat Singleplayer on Medium
Beat Singleplayer on Hard
Find an empty stall
Die.
Complete the tutorial
Start playing!
Enter the tower
Defeat 1 enemy
Defeat Xenon on Moon 0
Defeat Xenon on Moon 1
Defeat Xenon on Moon 2
Defeat Xenon on Moon 3
Defeat Xenon on Moon 4
Defeat Xenon on Moon 5
Reach the top of the tower
Find all the *totally adorbs* outfits :3
Brandish the Tank
Defeat an enemy using salt and pepper
Defeat the Sheriff
Defeat Xenon on Moon 6
Defeat Xenon on Moon 7
Defeat Camlaidh
Defeat Xenon with your bare hands
Reach halfway through the tower
Survive death
Die by eating an artichoke
Defeat an enemy using a hammer and a sickle
Defeat Don
Defeat an enemy in less than 10 hits
Defeat Xenon on Moon 8
Defeat Xenon on Moon 9
Hover over the reset save button for a bit
Defeat Osha
Reach floor 38 :)
Check out the credits
Defeat B. Casual
Bother Yeremey
Collect all items
Finish the game as Albany
Finish the game as Ramzi
Collect all weapons
Find Cai's soul
Defeat Satan
Brandish Sashka
Brandish Chester's finger
Defeat 38 enemies
Finish the game as Yeremey
Obtain Strawberryclock
Collect all Cibo matto items
Finish the game as Radon
Defeat 138 enemies
Defeat 380 enemies
Admire your complete medal collection!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Go through the sewers
Beat the game
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
Clear dartboards
is a simple medal test
complete the game.
